Friday, October 20, 2006

A little reminder

... of what happens when girls drink too much …

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone that we love them sooooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my God! I love this song!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's only because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

I've done all except 8, 9, and 10. But I haven't done any of these for at least the last 19 days!


tkdjunkie said...

Hahaha ... I like your list! I remember doing those things. I'm so glad they're "optional" now :)

Carly said...

Your list struck the sadness chord in me. Some days the fatal nature of this disease we all share just makes me sad.

I hope you have a good sober day, although you're many hours ahead of me so I should say evening!

Designer Girl said...

Oooh, these memories are too recent to be humorous to me. :{ I think I've done most of them at one point in my life or another (okay, not 10, and technically not 9).

I'm glad you're sober today, and that I am, too!